best-of-funny:

sodamnrelatable:

If you have a heart you’ll re-

If you care reblog, if not keep scr-

It won’t make your blog ugly, if you re-

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(Source: missinglinc)

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via jamesbleach)

dickbeam:

this next one goes out to all those little people out there who feel like masturbating but their mom will be home soon *strums guitar* *lighters come out*

(via westbor0baptistchurch)

arrogantshark:

I HATE HOW PEOPLE CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOLLY AND MISTLETOE! 

SEE THIS FUCKER!? SEE THOSE RED BERRIES!? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING HOLLY!

NOW DO YOU SEE THIS LITTLE SHIT WITH THE WHITE BERRIES!? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING MISTLETOE! THIS IS THE FUCKER YOU KISS BITCHES UNDER! 

RED BERRIES = NO BITCHES

WHITE BERRIES = BETTER GET A FUCKING BREATH MINT BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET YOUR FUCKING SMOOCH ON.

(via michaxl)

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

(via jamesbleach)