
xx91:
Congratulations, and have fun with no Oxygen at your limit, I’m cool with mine.
Petition to make this Simon cowell’s twitter icon

new rule, you must reblog this everytime it comes onto your dashboard
LOL!
OMFG HAHAHA EVEN A NON-DIRECTIONER NOTICED.
I like their username; throwingfruitatsluts
WELCOME YOUNG GRASS HOPPER
Soo, my bird decided to fall asleep laying on my stomach and I really didn’t want to disturb him because he looked so cute..
But I really had to sneeze. There was no avoiding it. He, however, did not wake up. He just rolled and continued his sweet, birdy dreams..
After about the third consecutive sneeze though he finally decided to wake up..
i’m literally peeing. harry you idiot.
Danny Quirk - Anatomical Self-Dissections, 2010